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“SOMETIMES PEOPLE THINK OF CHURCH AS BEING LIKE A GIANT HELICOPTER. THEY DON’T WANT TO GET TOO CLOSE IN CASE THEY GET SUCKED INTO THE ROTAS.

OTHERS THINK OF IT AS A WINNIE THE POOH SUIT. SAFE AND WARM, BUT THEY HOPE NO ONE SEES THEM IN IT.

AND TO SOME ITS A BASEBALL BAT. FOR MOST OF THE TIME THEY PLAY A NICE LITTLE GAME WITH THEIR FRIENDS. THEN ONCE A YEAR THEY GO OUT INTO THE HIGH STREET AND HIT SOMEONE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT.”

MILTON JONES, 60 SECOND SERMONS